May 2013
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
When you're out eating with people and the food...
shortstuff124:
laugh-addict:
Excuse me while I shove my face. Please leave a message after the beeppp….
animallikeme:
RAT A TAT TAT
RAT A TAT TAT TAT
HEY
things that make me sad: music festivals that i'm not going to
“Yo, deadass.”
– New York Proverb (via xtralargefrenchfries)
assiest:
sex-doesnt-alarm-me:
assiest:
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
formermaleprostitute:
just a friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify your taste in music, movies, or books to anyone and if certain people make you feel bad or ashamed over stuff you like you should probably just tell them to fuck off
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lunartes:
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
lilacid:
niggaqueef:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
What tumblr has done to my education.
laugh-addict:
What if everyone on tumblr
clara-hamish-winchester:
madeofdoom:
petitedino:
soonitwill:
wrote their URL on a dollar bill and went out and spent it. Then if you ever found a dollar bill youd go to that tumblr and tell them how far its traveled. What if people started relationships because of it? My mind is crazy this late at night sorry. But I say we all do it… Ill go spend my dollar tomorrow.
OH MY GOD THIS IS...
resistables:
mikewaters:
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be
#new life motto
i think this will be my graduation quote
